A crossword puzzle titled "A Modern Way To Play" with clues listed in two columns, labeled "Across" and "Down".

Humbly rejected by the New York Times.

HONORABLE MENTION THEME CLUES THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT:

Stare Supremacist - KING LEER

Dance Class Reminder for Assassin - ET TUTU BRUTE

A completed crossword puzzle with words related to theater, radio, and entertainment such as 'BROADCAST,' 'HAMLET,' 'TRAGEDY,' 'STAGE,' 'SCENE,' and 'SPEAKER.'